A 43-year-old Connecticut woman was recently arrested after the authorities discovered she defecated in the same area three times. The woman apologized and said that she’s lactose intolerant and can never reach a toilet in time.
Connecticut Serial Pooper Apprehend After Police Installs Motion Camera
According to the Connecticut authorities, the story started to unfold last year, on the 7th of November, when several residents living in a cul-de-sac discovered human feces and used bits of toilet people in the middle of the road.
The authorities investigated the area but could find no trace of the perpetrator. On the 16th of November, the law enforcement officers were again summoned to the same area, after a resident discovered a trail of discarded TP and human feces.
Thinking they might be dealing with a serial pooper, the authorities installed a motion detection camera in an attempt to uncover the culprit’s identity. On the 5th of December, the camera caught sight of a car belonging to a woman who lived in the same neighborhood.
After running the car’s plates, the authorities discovered that the car belonged to 43-year-old Holly Malone, who was arrested the same day. When confronted by the authorities, the woman first claimed that she was compelled to defecate in the cul-de-sac since she could not reach a toilet in time.
Later, Malone told the investigators that she’s actually lactose intolerant and that the incidents were the unfortunate results of her not keeping away from dairy products. Malone added that she very well knew what would happen if she continued eating dairy products and, in hindsight, said that her actions are utterly stupid.
For her deed, the Connecticut serial pooper was charged with one count of disturbing the peace and one count of creating hazardous conditions.
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